Monday, May 30, 2011

List of misquotations References


  1. ^ Nelson, Nancy. "Judy, Judy, Judy". CARY GRANT: Recollections in his Own Words & by Those Who Knew Him Best. Retrieved January 27, 2011.
  2. ^ Benjamin Franklin quotes
  3. ^ "Comprehensive publication list of known interviews with... Mark Twain",
  4. ^ Powers, R.: Mark Twain: A Life. Free Press, New York. 2005.
  5. ^ "And never the Twain shall tweet",
  6. ^ Another Nice Fine Mess
  7. ^ Shulman, Alix Kates (December 1991). "Dances with feminists". Women's Review of Books. Wellesley Centers for Women. Retrieved 2011-04-07.
  8. ^ Quotes Falsely Attributed To Churchill
  9. ^ Ask Yahoo
  10. ^ The Straight Dope
  11. ^ "Cherry Tree Myth".
  12. ^ Mieder, Wolfgang, The Only Good Indian Is a Dead Indian website, reproducing an article originally published in the Journal of American Folklore, 1993.
  13. ^ "And in this wise he was stabbed with three and twenty wounds, uttering not a word, but merely a groan at the first stroke, though some have written that when Marcus Brutus rushed at him, he said in Greek, 'You too, my child?'" Suetonius, The Lives of Twelve Caesars, Life of Julius Caesar, translation by JC Rolfe
  14. ^ Lal, Vinay. 'Hey Ram': The Politics of Gandhi's Last Words, Humanscape 8, no. 1 (January 2001):34–38.
  15. ^ Plato FAQ: Did Plato write: "Only the dead have seen the end of war"?
  16. ^ "They think that the war perhaps the last of all wars is over! Only the dead are safe; only the dead have seen the end of war." George Santayana, "Tipperary", Soliloquies in England and later soliloquies, Constable and Company, 1922 (Internet Archive)
  17. ^ "And, my friends, in this story you have a history of this entire movement. First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build monuments to you. And that, is what is going to happen to the Amalgamated Clothing Workers of America." General Executive Board Report and Proceedings [of The] Biennial Convention, Amalgamated Clothing Workers of America, 1914. Google Books
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  19. ^ EXCERPTS: Charlie Gibson Interviews Sarah Palin, ABC News
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  23. ^ Mission Audio Recording
  24. ^ Bill Gates: "I never said '640K should be enough for anybody!'"
  25. ^ Did Gates Really Say 640K is Enough For Anyone?
  26. ^ LSJ entry for πᾶν
  27. ^ Quotation from Shane in Biography of Jack Shaefer
  28. ^ Film script of Shane
  29. ^ Fred R. Shapiro (January 15, 2010). "Movie Misquotations". The New York Times Magazine.
  30. ^ Ben Child (11 May 2009). "Darth Vader line is the daddy of film misquotes, finds poll".
  31. ^ List of misquotations at Wikiquote
  32. ^ Shoard, Catherine (2010-08-12). "The Wizard of Oz: 71 facts for the film's 71st birthday". Guardian. Retrieved 2011-04-07.
  33. ^ "A Few Good Men - Wikiquote". Retrieved 2010-03-04.

List of misquotations Part V fictional persons

Famous misquotations of fictional persons


  • "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well." –Hamlet, by William Shakespeare [C]
    • Actual quote: "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
  • "When I first saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew." –Hamlet, by William Shakespeare [A] Often attributed to Act 2, Scene 2
  • "Where art thou, Romeo?" –Romeo and Juliet, by William Shakespeare [C]
    • Actual quote: "Wherefore art thou Romeo?". "Wherefore" means "Why," not "Where." Juliet is literally lamenting Romeo's name (i.e. lineage) asking "Why must you be named Romeo [Montague]?".
  • "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" –Perez in Mourning Bride, by William Congreve [C]
    • Actual quote: "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
  • "Elementary, my dear Watson." –Sherlock Holmes [C]
    • The complete phrase "Elementary, my dear Watson" does not appear in any of the 60 Holmes stories written by Conan Doyle. It appears for the first time at the very end of the 1929 film The Return of Sherlock Holmes.

Film and television

  • "Fasten your seatbelts; it's going to be a bumpy ride." – from the 1950 film All About Eve [C]
    • Actual quote: "Fasten your seatbelts—it's gonna be a bumpy night!" The quote, uttered by Bette Davis's character Margo Channing, was perhaps corrupted as it makes more sense to buckle for a ride somewhere.
  • "Just the facts, Ma'am." –Jack Webb as Sgt. Joe Friday on Dragnet. [C]
    • Actual quote: "All we want are the facts, ma'am." The famous quote comes from 1953 recording by satirist Stan Freberg – a recording called "St. George and the Dragonet", which was a Dragnet spoof.
  • "Lucy, you got some explaining to do." - Desi Arnaz as Ricky Ricardo on "I love Lucy." [M]
    • Actual quote: Throughtout the show Ricky never said this line. He just only said "Lucy" every time she did something wrong.
  • "Zulus. Thousands of 'em." – from the 1964 film Zulu [C]
    • Actual quote: "Sentries have come in from the hills, Mr. Bromhead, sir." (he then has to direct his report Lt Chard and concludes) "The sentries report Zulus to the south west. Thousands of them". It was not said by Michael Caine's character Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead, but by Colour Sgt.Bourne [Nigel Green] to Lt. Chard [Stanley Baker]
  • "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do." –John Wayne in Hondo [P]
    • Actual quote: "A man ought'a do what he thinks is best."
  • "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."[27]Alan Ladd in Shane [P]
    • Combination of two actual quotes from the film[28] Joe:"I couldn't do what I gotta do if I hadn't always knowed that I could trust ya" and later, Shane: "A man has to be what he is."
  • "Beam me up, Scotty". –William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek [C]
    • Actual quote used in Star Trek IV: "Scotty, beam me up," although the misquote had been in circulation for years before that. A number of similar phrases have been said by the various characters, but never in this exact wording. The phrase was finally uttered in this exact form in the audio adaptation of The Ashes of Eden, a 1995 Star Trek novel co-written by Shatner.
  • "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a...!" Dr. Leonard McCoy on Star Trek [P].
    • On the TV series, the expletive damn it was never uttered by McCoy preceding this phrase owing to television censorship guidelines in force in the 1960s. It may have come from aSaturday Night Live parody, "The Last Voyage of the Enterprise." This misquote gained further popularity when Karl Urban used it in J.J. Abrams 2009 reboot – he did use the expletive, but the actual line was "Damn it, man", as it was directed at Spock, not Kirk.
  • "Play it again, Sam." –Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca [C]
    • One of the lines most closely associated with this film, "Play it again, Sam", is a misquotation.[29][30] When Ilsa first enters the Café Americain, she spots Sam and asks him to "Play it once, Sam, for old times' sake." When he feigns ignorance, she responds, "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'." Later that night, alone with Sam, Rick says, "You played it for her and you can play it for me," and "If she can stand it, I can! Play it!" The incorrect phrase was later used by Woody Allen as the title of his film Play It Again, Samabout a man who is a huge fan of Casablanca.
  • "Oooh, you dirty rat!" –James Cagney [C]
    • Actual quote: "Mmm, that dirty, double-crossin' rat," in 1931's Blonde Crazy.
  • "Top of the world, Ma!" –James Cagney as Cody Jarrett. [C]
    • Actual quote: "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" from the finale of 1949's White Heat.
  • "If you build it, they will come." –The Voice in Field of Dreams [C]
    • Actual quote: "If you build it, he will come." In the quote, "he" refers to Shoeless Joe Jackson and later to John Kinsella. The misquotation is possibly a conflation of The Voice's actual words with Terence Mann's line, "People will come, Ray."
  • "Do you feel lucky, punk?" –Dirty Harry. [C]
    • Actual quote: "'ve got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
  • "Why don't you come up and see me sometime?" –Mae West as Lady Lou in the film She Done Him Wrong. [C]
    • Actual quote: "Why don't you come up some time and see me? I'm home every evening."
    • In her next film, I'm No Angel, West's character says "Come up and see me sometime" but doesn't precede it with "why don't you..."[31]
  • "Oh no, Mr. Bill!" –Mr. Bill skit from Saturday Night Live. [C]
    • Actual quote: "Oh, no!"
    • What makes this corrupted quote strange is that Mr. Bill was the one who always said, "Oh, no!"
  • "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling KIDS!!!" –various Scooby Doo villains upon being caught, [C] [P]
    • Actual quote: The above is actually a pastiche of various lines from various villains put together. Some villains do not utter any parts of the phrase. Some villains remain silent. The above line was used in a DirecTV commercial using the Scooby Doo characters, however.
  • "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" –Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan R. Jessep, A Few Good Men.[C]
    • The actual quote occurs in dialogue between Jessep and Lt. Daniel Kaffee (played by Tom Cruise).
      Jessep: You want answers?
      Kaffee: I want the truth!
      Jessep: You can't handle the truth![33]
  • "Luke, I am your father." - James Earl Jones as Darth Vader in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back [C]
    • The actual quote, "No, I am your father" is used in this context:
      Darth Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
      Luke: "He told me enough. He told me you killed him!"
      Darth Vader: "No, I am your father."

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